Okay-SO HOW FUCKING SIMPLE IS THIS, CITY OF PORTLAND? Do I carry around coins? No. Vancouver, as of January 1, 2006, we're raising the bridge permanently- because you're not invited back! WSHĭowntown Parking Meters that Don't Take One-Dollar Bills That's right while we weren't looking, residents of Vancouver have been sneaking into Portland, stealing our jobs, molesting our children, and even more sickeningly, clogging our freeways! Then, after dumping counterfeit bills into our local economy, selling crack to the elderly, and taking HUGE steaming dumps in our bathrooms, they dash back over the bridge to their pristine million dollar mansions. ![]() Invariably, seven out 10 vehicles will have WASHINGTON license plates. Take a drive up I-5 north at rush hour, and tell me if you notice anything strange. ![]() ![]() Here’s our list of things from 2005 that AREN’T invited back to 2006! As human beings evolve, doesn’t it make sense that things should get better? Then why are there still so many annoying things annoying us? Well, we’re putting an end to all things annoying RIGHT NOW.
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